me: *drops something*

me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up*

bipolar disorder is just if you feel bad. it’s bad. if you feel really good. thats also bad

Well if that ain’t a mood.

you can be a good person with a kind heart and still tell people to fuck off.

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

I love history.

Role models tho.

The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

stop picking at your lip

and you, over there? leave your cuticles alone. 

and don’t touch that weird bump at the back of your scalp, for fuck’s sake

so much as think about biting the inside of your cheeks and I will come to your house and Get you

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY WEIRD SCALP BUMP!!!???

I҉̲̠͕͉͖̟͠ ̦̺͔̯͉̟s͏̣̝̮͖͔e͖̝̘͈̙̺ę̵͕̞͉̩̲ͅ ̹͠a̛̺̟̘͍̱͟ļ̠̖̝͈͖̘̳̺͟͠l̢͍̠̹̥̮͓ ̪̖̤͟à͙̪̞̥̲̘͞͞n̸̢̮͝d̨̢̘̲͝ ̡͍̗͝k̰n̡̺̤̙̺͚͙͞o̲̝w̻̥̘͓̘͖͈̳͝ ̩̥͓͉ͅá̡͖̫̘̲͚̗l̠̦͟l̶̸̡̩̹̘.̪̳̪̯

I was literally picking at my lip and when I read this I almost had a heart attack